December 2010
I'M NOT WATCHING THE HUSKIES HUSKERS WHATEVER...
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For good measure, here’s the song that...
I realized I haven't had the ask box set up.
But now it is, with anonymity and everything. Now you can talk shit. If that’s what you feel like doing.
I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every...
a tumblr poem
half naked hipster girls sleep on twin mattresses laid on the floor next to walls covered in magazine clippings hiding their faces with low contrast and saturation
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My cousin and I are going to open a chain of phở...
Boy: Hun, where do you wanna eat tonight?
Girl: Oh, I don't know. You choose.
Boy: Well if you let me choose, you know I'm gonna choose Phởxplosion.
Girl: Ugh, I'm sick of Phởxplosion! It gives me gas.
“It is an important and popular fact that things are not always what they seem....”
– Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
I wish I knew what the girl is thinking
WORST YEAR EVER
strikegently:
Arthur Dent: Three pints? At lunchtime?
Ford Prefect: Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
is the Sleigh Bells album supposed to sound like it was recorded on a cell phone?
i get the lo-fi thing, but turning up the bass drum so high it clips out and sounds like a deep cough is just bad production.
watch your levels
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My uncle got me a cool book about Seattle concert poster art for Christmas. But he didn’t have any wrapping paper, because, why would he have wrapping paper? So he wrapped it up in some old rock n’ roll band posters.
Look up “cool uncle” in the dictionary, you’ll find a picture of this sonofagun.
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Jeff: Hey man. My name's Jeff. I'm trying to lock down the rest of my schedule before the deadline. I heard this class is a cakewalk. Are you passing it?
Kid: (silence)
Jeff: You like Dane Cook?
Kid: Yeah, he's awesome.
Jeff: So far so good.
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“It was the sort of idea that might easily decondition the more unsettled minds...”
– Aldous Huxley - Brave New World
Just got back from the final project screening for my first Chapman film class. The caliber of work is intimidating, to say the least. That being said, there are a handful of songs I just never want to hear in another student film, for which the word “overplayed” is a gross understatement. They are:
Song: Survivor - “Eye of the Tiger”
How you know it: The famous...
Just got back from the final project screening for my first Chapman film class. The caliber of work is intimidating, to say the least. That being said, there are an awful lot of songs I just never want to hear in another student film, for which the word “overplayed” is a gross understatement. They are:
Song: Survivor - “Eye of the Tiger”
How you know it: The famous...
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Prains, trains, and automotrains.
and trains.
